#implying that octavius isnt also a dumbass
Jedediah: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Octavius: Jedediah, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.
Jedediah: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Octavius: Jedediah, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.