4. completely original novel with original characters that just happen to look like and have the same names as the characters in this piece of popular media, but otherwise have completely different personalities and backstories.
Read extensively from a young age, having a personal library in his house at a time when most others would not have more then one or two books.
Took the first chance presented to learn to play the flute, taking time out of being chased by Magical Satan to practice consistently until he could scrape by essentially on bar gigs
Was a sketch artist in a previous life
Wrote at least one poem, and a raw ass poem at that.
While abroad and visiting a foreign city, got not one but two sets of cool sleeve tattoos during an irresponsible and ill advised historical walking tour
Founded several universities, only to spend all his time hanging out with the proto-humanities professor during his office hours.
Had sex once, immediately proposed marriage, got turned down, then later realized he was polyamorous and leapt into a plural relationship, with a GNC philosopher, the girl who initially turned him down for marriage, and a rich heiress.
Is always on the edge of, or actively engaged in a mental breakdown
“most people who say they’re bisexual are actually straight and looking for attention” is a biphobic misconception and a statistical error. most people who say they’re bisexual are bisexual. misha collins, who lives in a cave, comes out as straight repeatedly, and commits 10000 attention stunts a year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
