#incorrect icarly
[while planning out the webshow]
carly: if you’ve got any questions, just ask.
gibby, raising his hand: if a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
carly:
carly: if you’ve got any relevant questions, just ask.
sam: is “fuck off” an emotion? because i feel it in my soul.
sam: i’m like an onion.
gibby: what? you have layers?
sam:
sam: no, i make people cry.
sam: i use my time very efficiently. i’m almost never late.
carly: you were late today!
spencer: pots and pans are not supposed to melt, right?
carly:…no.
spencer: so the fact that this happened-
spencer, holding up a melted pan: -it’s weird, right?
carly: it’s impossible. congrats.
mrs. benson, shocked: you have a fake ID?! with a fake name and everything?!
freddie: i-i can explain!
sam, in the corner of the room: he used it to get a second library card so he can take twice as many books at once.
airport security: no liquids allowed!
spencer: [starts gulping it down]
carly: um, spencer, you don’t have to drink it-
spencer: [determinedly gulps it down faster]
airport security: you know, people usually just leave the shampoo behind, but what do i know?
sam: hey, idiot.
gibby: [turns around]
sam: heh. i said “idiot” and you turned around.
spencer: watching everything go up in flames has made me rethink everything i thought i knew about lighting things on fire.
[in season 1]
carly: [trips on air]
freddie: haha, you’re so clumsy.
[later, when carly’s not around]
freddie, punching the air: who do you think you are, who THE FUCK DO YOU THINK-
carly: i need you to promise me that you’ll be on your best behavior.
sam: i already promised other people that i’d be on my worst behavior, and i gave them my word, so…
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