#irresponsible parents

One AM thought process:

I was at McDonald’s (don’t judge me) and leaving the playplace was a ten year old girl with a blackberry phone and just as I thought it couldn’t get any worse I noticed the hands free bluetooth device stuck to her tiny child ear. If you’re a parent and you think it’s necessary for your child to have a blackberry but you want to reduce the amount of radiation waves making their way through your kid’s ear drum to finally hang out in their brain, then you should have to live with your kid getting brain tumors from your irresponsibility instead of pawning off your guilt to some annoying ear piece that makes me turn around and curiously say “Oh, hi!” after hearing “HEY!” from someone with both hands free who’s looking directly at me only to find out they were talking to someone else on their god damn phone. Then they give me that, “Woah, you’re so vain I bet you think this conversation is directed at you” look and then I feel stupid and run out of Hallmark without buying my Mom a birthday card and go cry in the Family bathroom at the mall while beating my head in to the grimey tiled wall all while asking how I could be so dumb and screaming at all the kids that come in to use the toilet.

That’s what your kid is going to turn in to, McDonald’s parents. Some jackass in Hallmark who ruins peoples lives.

Have fun with chemo. I’m sure you’re stuffed animal will still love you when you’ve lost all your hair, but I doubt anyone else will.