#is this how shitposting works
reach five guys through violence then
what the fuck does this mean op
it means reach five guys through violence
Just picturing Nerevar fucking up a 5 Guys with Vehk in the background in shades looking disappointed, but not stepping in and doing anything.
So to quiet his mind the Hortator chose from the Fight Racks an axe. He named it and moved on to the First Guy.
There, Nerevar was greeted by the Parliament of Peanuts, who knew him by title and resented his presence, for he was to be a ruling king of tacos and this was the burger realm. They shifted around him in a pattern of entrapment.
‘The Guys do not recognize churros or frijoles,’ they said, 'nor the representatives of tortillas below, salsa or sour cream or guacamole. We are the graves of cows that have migrated and become delicious beef patties. We seek no chicken or fish. Your appearance is decidedly Tex-Mex, which is to say a library of stolen ideas. We are neither sandwiches nor paninis. Our revolution succeeded in the manner that is was written. You are the Hortator and unwelcome here.’
And so Nerevar carved at the beef patties until he was out of breath and their Parliament could make no new burgers.
