#it sounds perfectly plausible
getting to know the setting and watching Meet The Soldier: Oh man, Soldier is… messed up. But funny! Thinking that Sun Tzu pulled a noah’s ark and the zoo is named after him because he beat up two of every animal with his fight money after perfecting war? THAT’S HILARIOUS.
after learning more of the setting, including the existence of a mineral that makes Australians super intelligent macho geniuses, Abraham Lincoln invented the second floor after eons of everyone rocket jumping upwards to sleep, New Zealand being a Krypton-analogue, and the future president of the US is a cybernetiaclly enhanced pomeranian: …SHIT. was soldier actually telling the truth about Sun Tzu’s zoos and fight money!?
