#it was an entire mailbox pillar in the shape of a manatee

(while driving)

Jen:Is that a MANATEE MAILBOX?

Ashley: Yes, it was.

Jen:Why– *pauses* I was going to ask why somebody has a manatee mailbox, but then I thought, if *I* had access to a manatee mailbox…

In unison: I/you would have a manatee mailbox.

Ashley:So the question isn’t so much “Why do they have a manatee mailbox?” as it is, “Where did they get that manatee mailbox?”