#its a comedic fan fiction
Anyways, working on a fantasy AU idea where it’s Bakugou and he’s the King of Dragons, etc, etc, but one of his dragon’s elemental gems is stolen, so he has to travel to get it back, and, well, plot elements aside, the MAIN thing about this AU is:
Bakugou is trapped in a harem anime where everyone around him is either a beautiful woman, or a creature that turns into a beautiful woman and this is PISSING him off (as he tries to complete a Very Serious mission). Some examples:
- He was so incredibly preoccupied by being pissed that it wasn’t until he’d laid her down on his bed— the first place he’d thought of that was both comfortable and isolated— that he noticed she was pretty. Very pretty. I guess it makes sense, she’s a beautiful dragon. Still. It was kind of odd seeing someone he was used to as a giant lizard lay in his bed as a… pretty woman. It’s not how hewould have thoughtshe’d look as a human, anyways. She wasn’t as scary as she was as a dragon, even with the darkness and the horns and the little scales.
- And then there was a hissing sound, crackling like that of a fire, and Kirishima— began to transform in a blazing pillar of smoke and flame. Katsuki had to take several steps back from the heat. By the time he could see again, he was faced with a woman at least five inches taller than him. She had bright red eyes, curling horns of deep red, a mane of hair that began as her scales like smoke and then faded into blazing red and orange. And she— she was— Katsuki grit his teeth. She’s completely naked. “What the fuck?” he demanded, not sure where to look, already taking off his cape. “What'dya mean?” She had a voice like Shinso’s, low and husky, but her’s rang foward with a confidence that Shinso’s, even if she were healthy, he was sure, did not. “I mean— fuck, Red, I knowyou can have clothes on, so why in the ever-living hell—” "I don’t like clothes. I haven’t been human more than like twice, and I neverwear clothes as a dragon! Seems to me like you’re the one being weird.” Despite that, she took his offered cloak and… draped it around her shoulders covering nothing. “KIRSHIMA COVER YOUR FUCKING TITS.”
- Lightning from a clear blue sky transformed his smallest dragon. At least shehad the common sense to be wearing a fucking outfit. But, for whatever reason, her eyes and hair an electric yellow and her horns towering over her head, she was also extremelycute.Why is this happening? What’s the point of… “Thank you for wearing something. Fuck. Why do you two idiots *look* like this? Don’t answer that. It doesn’t matter.”
- “If you turn into. A hot woman. I’ll kill you.” Bakuguo growled. “I won’t!” the little bunny squeaked. “It’s not like that!” And then, in a puff of glittery (glittery, what in the hell) smoke, this absolutely fucking adorable woman was standing before him. She had these huge, cute eyes that sparkled; she had soft curly hair; her outfit had a boob window in the shape of a heart and it wasn’t like she had small boobs. Katsuki felt his eye twitch uncontrollably— above all. She still had. The bunny ears. And. The. Tail. “WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU!” he roared. To which, instead of flintching, she blushed and shifted demurely side to side, saying, “oh? You— you think I’m hot?”
