#i’m not active and i’m a valdemar stan but

LIVE

the-iron-orchid:

bottomvalerius:

every time there’s an exodus from Instagram fans to Tumblr, we just gotta start pushing out a bulleted list of “Jokes That You May Think Are Funny/Cute But Are Actually Insanely Insensitive and Will Rightfully Piss People Off”

Asra rent jokes are top, any “Muriel is uncivilized” shit, Julian as a vampire in any capacity, Nadia somehow being abusive, the list goes on and on

Clownnnnnnns on the wiiiiiiiind~

All I smell are clowwwwwns on the wiiiiiiiind~

Allow me to contribute other things that get my goat more than El Chupacabra:

  • ‘Muriel can’t read’ specifically
  • Muriel somehow has to be taught what a dick is for
  • Sad Daddy Dom Julian Mains (my natural enemies lmao)
  • The Incessant Bisexual Erasure™
  • “I’m just a villain fucker ig” proceeds to erase every bad thing Lucio ever did
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