bitches really listing Stardew Valley down as one of their calming games when you’re supposed to play it like you’re gonna die every 11 minutes, like an entire operation with at least a dozen tabs open and the townie’s favorite gifts on a spreadsheet and each crops yield-to-time ratio ranked and memorized
Peter Lukas as a character became so much funnier to me when I realized his hypnotically pleasant cordial kindly almost-sing-song manner of speaking is not some devious quirk or evil cover. It really honestly is just his “oh I don’t actually want to be talking right now. I hope this ends soon” voice.
My man Peter Lukas is locked perpetually into his customer-service voice. Small-talk-with-your-uber-driver-who-refuses-to-let-you-sit-in-silence voice. “I really wish I wasn’t here right now” button pinned to his shirt deeply-pained teeth-gritted “oh my weekend was fine. and yours?” voice.
He literally disappears people forever in order to not have to talk to them. He hired an avatar of a different entity to come explain everything to Martin so he wouldn’t have to. He literally exists invisible 99% of the time so no one can talk to him. Absolute Genuine Icon of The Lonely Peter Lukas.
