Jaskier Smut Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Jaskier is kind of needy after sex. Like, unless you specifically ask him for some space, he’ll be all cuddly and desperate for you to give him a performance review.

B = Body part (favorite body part of their partner’s)

He adores your chest. It’s his favorite part of any partner no matter gender.

C = Collar (do they mark you as theirs in some way?)

No, he’s not really into that. But he won’t hesitate to give someone an earful if they flirt with you in his presence.

D = Dominant (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? are they a top or a bottom?)

He’s versatile. He doesn’t have a preference either way, whichever role you want to take, he’s happy to fill the other.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He knows what he’s doing and he will fucking brag about it at any chance he gets.

F = Fuck (do they prefer to fuck or make love?)

Kind of both. Fucking with a little bit of love and passion behind it instead of purely rough or casual.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Goofy, definitely. Jaskier is not shy about having a laugh in the bedroom.

H = Hot (what turns them on, gets them going)

Putting your hands on his thighs never fails to give him a clear sign you’re in the mood, and the way you slide your fingers up his legs, teasing him, drives him crazy.

I = Insatiable (how do they act when they’re desperate to have you?)

Whiny and impatient. He’ll make any excuse to get you alone so he can sneak in a little quickie.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Jaskier isn’t shy about self pleasure, not even if you happen to walk in on him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Jaskier can be into clothed sex now and then, especially if he’s particularly desperate for you. Whether you both remained clothed, or just one of you.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Any place you’re comfortable with, really. Jaskier doesn’t have much of a preference when it comes to location, as long as he gets to be with you.

M = Mood (what’s the foreplay like? how do you get them in the mood?)

He’s the king of foreplay. If you’re not making a mess of his sheets before the main event even begins, then he’s not done his job.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Choking. He finds it too violent. He can’t see himself hurting you, or even anything close.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers to give and receive equally. And he is a god at giving oral. He’ll make you scream to the heavens when he goes down on you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He isn’t a one pace sort of guy, he’ll mix it up and keep you excited with not knowing what to expect, though he’s more than happy to take some guidance from you when it’s good for you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn’t mind them, certainly. He usually prefers to take his time, but quickies can still excite him in a different way.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He doesn’t back away from a little risk, but if you prefer something less risky, he’ll be sure to accommodate.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Three, on average. Once he gets going he doesn’t want to stop until he’s exhausted.

T = Tryst (are they into casual sex or one night stands?)

He’s been known to be in the past, and he might still from time to time if things aren’t exclusive between you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A lot. He’ll tease you until you’re begging him to let you come already. And he’ll do so with a grin on his face.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not overly loud himself, but he does like it when he can get you to moan loudly or scream out his name.

W = Wait (how long do they wait before having sex with their partner for the first time?)

As long as he has to until you’re ready. Though he will make many innuendos beforehand.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s fit. Gorgeous even. And he loves it when you call him pretty.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

On the higher side, but it’s not like he can’t control himself.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It takes him a while, he likes to cuddle and have a bit of pillow talk first.

For anon

Jaskier:@retvenkos,@dancingwith-sunflowers,@randomfandomimagine,@teaand-dreams,@dandycandy75