#javier loves it

I headcanon Javier Peña has a housekeeper he pays very well who keeps his plants watered, his sculptures and lamps dusted, button down shirts starched, and linens fresh and crisp.

But she also finds various tiny panties stashed in the sofa cushions and folded into his top sheet when she remakes the bed. These she launders and folds in with the rest of his laundry, in case he’d like to return them to the owners.

Sometimes he does; other times, he stashes them in the back of his top dresser drawer.

I want to be the kind of woman who has a pair of her panties lost forever to the back of Javier’s top drawer.