#jayposts

LIVE

vb used to be a great ship to me because they were both YOUNG and idk i could relate to that but idk… middle aged vb lmao

#like it just makes sense #anyway this is just how every ship i like goes naturally #god baseball dad allen i love it #i love it so much #little league coach mf #alfred being like an eagle scouts troop leader or smth #alfred grilling dad #ugh i just love dilfs #jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Mon, 30 May 2022 05:18:43

ngl kinda miss posting about arthur kirkland and fruk because england defender anon made me laugh

#and i simply cannot get that angry over smth like that #so it was very funny to me #might regret posting this but i cant feel my fingers #jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Mon, 30 May 2022 05:02:13

dear university, 

i cannot finish my upcoming assignments for the following reasons: i am too cold

hope you understand

#jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Mon, 30 May 2022 04:53:39

modernday-jay:

god i hate tom cruise why is he always ruining everything i know i’d just LOVE the top gun movies if it wasn’t fucking tom cruise stupid fucking tom cruise i hate tom cruise

actually me when i think about tom cruise

#jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Mon, 30 May 2022 01:45:02

god i hate tom cruise why is he always ruining everything i know i’d just LOVE the top gun movies if it wasn’t fucking tom cruise stupid fucking tom cruise i hate tom cruise

#aghhhhh #jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Mon, 30 May 2022 01:43:53

hey guys remember how jack twist handled sheep in brokeback mountain? i think about that all the time

#the cuts to him just dragging them along lmao #jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Sun, 29 May 2022 22:00:06

one thing about me is that i love dilfs

#jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Sun, 29 May 2022 03:09:06

allen and arthur are toxic because it’s just too easy to write them into 500 days of summer

#‘oh my god i love the smiths’ #jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Sun, 29 May 2022 00:37:02

modernday-jay:

URGENT: do you guys say ‘hip hip hooray’ after singing happy birthday or is that just an australian thing

got the very upsetting news that this IS apparently an australian only thing. sad for all of youse for not having this goofy tradition

#traditionally someone would say ‘hip hip’ #and then everyone says hooray #and you do that three times #and now that im finding out that it’s just aussies… #its sounding really goofy #jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Sat, 28 May 2022 22:49:16

URGENT: do you guys say ‘hip hip hooray’ after singing happy birthday or is that just an australian thing

#it cant be thats universal right #jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Sat, 28 May 2022 21:51:44

thinking bout that tweet thats like ‘i want two boyfriends so i can dress them like twins’ and that’s alfred and allen with any woman

#cant decide if i like alice or chiara #regardless i still think it’s very funny #jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Sat, 28 May 2022 09:39:58

modernday-jay:

FUCK SHOULD I FINALLY PLAY THE DARK SOULS GAMES,,,

i folded. bought the trilogy.


and elden ring

#treat yourself right #jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Thu, 02 Jun 2022 07:10:21

actually impossible to try and explain the gta v storyline without making michael and trevor sound like bitter ex boyfriends

#its because they are #its okay they reunite #jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Thu, 02 Jun 2022 06:49:25

FUCK SHOULD I FINALLY PLAY THE DARK SOULS GAMES,,,

#thinking…… #jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Thu, 02 Jun 2022 03:12:27

fuck… it’s cold

#and i love cold weather but damn #jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Wed, 01 Jun 2022 19:57:26

anyway i used to say gta v is one of the only video games allen actually likes, and now that i’ve finally played it myself, i can definitely confirm that.

like you’re driving cars, robbing banks, and it’s even… a little gay. that ticks all his boxes!

#jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Wed, 01 Jun 2022 12:18:53

me: i dont care abt fantasy aus that much

also me: hahahaha knight alfred with a big sword

#this sounds like an innuendo but i promise its not for once #and allen… ugh allen #there r so many things i could do with allen #like the natural way to go with him is like a thief #or an archer #the possibilities r endless #jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Wed, 01 Jun 2022 11:57:46

drooling foaming at the mouth i think allen should have a moustache

#i barely draw him with one but trust me… #some au allens he’d have one…… #jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Wed, 01 Jun 2022 09:26:55

modernday-jay:

dont get me wrong i love animation its very fun and feels so much more like me BUT now i can never go after my phoenix wright dreams

the only solution to this is to figure out the multiverse, find the attorney modernday-jay universe, marry him, make comics about my attorney husband (who is me), and live happily ever after

#jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Tue, 31 May 2022 09:06:47

dont get me wrong i love animation its very fun and feels so much more like me BUT now i can never go after my phoenix wright dreams

#i mean technically… #hahaha jk jk #animations the place for me #jayposts 
where’d you go, psycho boy?@modernday-jay
Tue, 31 May 2022 08:51:00
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