#jocks in briefs

Your roommate was taking forever to get ready for this weekend’s soccer game so you decide to knock on his door to make sure he’s awake. The door swings open slightly and you see him like this, pulling on his socks and unmistakably wearing a pair of tighty whities. You can’t help but laugh and ask him, “Dude, is that really what you’re gonna wear today?”

He looks up at you, blushing, and confesses “I only ever wear these to play sports.”

You sneer back at him, “Well, I hope no one pulls your shorts down today accidentally…” trailing off. He knows exactly what you mean and he knows he’s going to have a pretty unlucky day.