#john lennon headcannon

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.How they take care of you when you’re on your period.

.John.

  • you’re sure you’ve seen John use two tampons to pretend they were vampire fangs lol
  • tries to distract you with weird jokes and writing songs about blood
  • but when he sees that you are going through a hard time, he drops the guitar and lies down with you
  • says with a huge smile that you can use him as a pillow whenever you want
  • one of the things he likes most is just lying down with you
  • so being able to take care of you and be under the covers all day is something he loves
  • even John’s voice tone is different at these times
  • he becomes more serious, more attentive
  • and you couldn’t love him more for it <3
  • his hand, big and always very warm, caresses your belly all the time
  • and he even insists on giving the food in your mouth
  • although he needs to imitate an airplane in every spoonful and this can take a few minutes
  • “Ye didn’t like my imitation warplane, luve? You’re lucky you’re sick, otherwise I would fight for my honor right now.”

.George.

  • think tea solves everything lmao
  • started researching more about plants that can help with your pain
  • and now grows one of them just for that <3
  • knows exactly when your period starts
  • and it hurts him more than anything when you’re in pain
  • he dramatically carries you around the house while the two of you laugh louder than anything
  • likes to shower with you and massage your feet afterwards
  • discovered, during research, that sex can help with pain
  • and spread it to all the boys lmao
  • likes to lie with his head on your belly (with a lot of little kisses)
  • since you once said that weight and heat helped you feel better
  • snuggles into you at night and whispers against your neck that if you need anything, just call him.
  • “I’ll be right here, luve. Hope you can rest well.”


.Paul.

  • this one I-
  • where do I even begin
  • doesn’t leave you alone for a second normally, imagine then when you don’t feel well
  • asks every twenty seconds if you feel better
  • swears that his kisses are miraculous and that he will cure you
  • then proceeds to kiss your belly for five minutes straight
  • making you almost cry from smiling so much
  • suggests more than once that if you got pregnant, you wouldn’t have to go through this
  • and start choosing the names of your children lmao
  • makes you your favorite soup and eats with you
  • does everything possible to make you happy and comfortable <3
  • “Since I’ve already tried kissing your belly, y'know, I think we should try something more… intense, luve.”


.Ringo.

  • doesn’t understand much about menstruation
  • but do everything possible to make you feel as comfortable as possible
  • gives you one new teddy bear a month
  • and put his perfume on them, so you don’t feel alone when he needs to go out
  • buys chocolate but ends up eating more than you lol
  • always joins you in the bath and massages the soap on your back and hips deliciously
  • really helps with back pain!
  • but when he whispers if you want him to continue
  • you are obligated to follow George’s research suggestion lmao
  • “I’ll take care of you, dear. For the rest of my life if you want me to.”


BONUS

GEORGE

George opened his eyes, the frames on the walls perfectly reflecting the golden light that flooded the room through the window. He turned around excitedly to see you sleeping peacefully beside him, but to George’s surprise you were already awake.

“Good morning, love” He said, taking a hand to gently slide your skin under the covers. The smile on George’s face began to fade slowly as he looked more closely at your face “What’s the matter, dear?”

You had woken up before the sun this morning. Aroused by the intense pain, your cramps promised a long day of discomfort before the day even began.

“Good morning, my love” You replied, your voice weak from the pain “Nothing’s wrong, no need to worry. It’s just…”

Before you could even finish, George had done the math and understood what the problem was.

“Your little tummy hurts, isn’t it?” He asked, leaning closer to you and placing a long kiss on the side of your cheek.

“It’s the same as always, y'know, it’s no big deal” You stated, perhaps more to yourself than to George.

He could only imagine what you experienced during those periods, but he remembered very well the times he saw you crying in pain, or even the times you needed to be taken to the hospital for more intense medication.

After those times, George started to research, trying to gather as much information that could help you as possible.

“Love” He started to say, getting up from the bed and exposing his bare chest, “I’ll take care of you, alright? You just need to tell me what you need.”

You were secretly terrified of your mood swings affecting George, so you always tried to pull back a little. He would always bring your favorite candy or offer to run you a hot bath. George even began to plant in the garden a flower which, he researched, the tea could help with period pain. Basically, he deserved the world and you barely felt in those moments that you could return all that love.

“Georgie, I’m gonna be…” You started to say, when you felt your whole body writhe with a new wave of pain. George quickly moved to your side, bringing his hands gently to your stomach in an attempt to warm the spot. His face rested against your neck, whispering that he was right there and that he loved you.

When the new wave of pain wore off, George kissed your cheek more times than you could count, and promised he would take care of you instead of going to the studio with the guys.

Before you could even protest, he left the room announcing that he was going to prepare your special tea and bring more medicine and blankets.

“You just lie right there, and I’ll be back so we can lie together for the rest of the day” He announced from the doorway, smiling at the thought that he could spend the day by your side.

A few minutes later, through the window, you could see George picking the flower in the garden with a big smile on his face, excited to be able to help the love of his life.

PAUL

“Are ye feelin’ better?”

Paul’s voice conveyed the worry that had gripped him minutes ago when you announced that you couldn’t go with him to the studio tonight.

He was in bed, still wearing the black jacket and blue shirt he’d set aside for rehearsal, and your head rested against his lap. Taking turns caressing your face and stroking your hair, Paul had asked you more than seven times if you’d felt better in the past five minutes.

“Not yet, Paulie. I doubt I’ll feel any better today” You replied, already feeling exhausted “Until my period really comes I’m doomed to cramps.”

Paul gave a sad smile and took one of his hands to caress your stomach gently, knowing that your cramps could often be quite cruel.

“I’ll stay here with you, then” He announced, unable to tear his eyes away from the patch of skin on your stomach that his fingers had discovered “If you can’t go, I can’t go.”

“Paul, you can’t…” You tried to smile but felt a new contraction approaching. Seeing your eyes slam shut, he quickly climbed off the bed and dropped to his knees on the floor, his mouth just inches from your face.

“I’ll take care of you, love” Paul whispered as you felt the spasms of pain approaching “I’m going to get that new medicine now and there’s nothing you can say that will make me leave you alone.”

With a leap, he left the room. He returned a few minutes later, when the spasms had passed, with medicine and a glass of water.

He came back without his jacket or the blue shirt. The shoes, you knew, must have been thrown somewhere in the living room.

“Oh… I think dat just healed me” You joked, noticing Paul’s exposed shoulders and belly.

He gave a loud, genuine laugh, the kind that would light up any room “Wait till I tell you what George told me, luve.”

You made a questioning expression as you swallowed the medicine and Paul jumped on the bed again, this time pressing on your feet and giving small kisses to your legs.

You saw that he tried not to be distracted by the glow that his kisses aroused in your eyes, but Paul’s lips curved more and more in a smile as he approached your thighs.

“Apparently” He continued, in the most seductive voice in the world “Sex is great for cramps, dear.”

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