#jordan rambles

told my roommate im not ok w her locking me out of my own room and she Cried at me <3333 hate white women tears so much

dont rb

mark zuckerberg thru the lens of the gay lil facebook movie:

mark actual zuckerberg:

baseball fights are comedy fuckin gold cuz it’s just a lot of dudes gently pushing at each other in this MASSIVE pile in hoodies it’s the most bizarre looking thing

like. what is this. group huddle time??? huddle time???

do u ever just cringe ur way thru a fic

the most embarrassing thing is when ppl r like “i cope w my trauma by making jokes” but they’re not funny. like damn you rlly didnt get shit