#just a quick thing
@ectokelpeigh that episode of wwdits when guillermo is in disbelief that nandor and the other vampires don’t believe in ghosts because they’re the stuff of ‘fairy tales’ but invert it and it’s danny trying to explain to his parents that vampires exist and they’re in staten island
“Danny… Vampires don’t exist,” his mother spoke in that sickly sweet tone of ‘it’s silly that you don’t know this, this is common knowledge’.
Danny could only stare in disbelief, “but I just- how can ghosts exist and not vampires? The Wisconsin ghost even tries to look like a cheesy version of one! Who’s to say vampires can’t become ghosts?!”
“Well vampires can’t become ghosts because they don’t exist!” His other explained simply.
“And because they have no emotions! Nothing to imprint onto ectoplasm!” His dad piped in.
Danny really wanted to scream.
Because this wasn’t just speculation.
On their trip to investigate the ectological levels in Staten Island, Danny had wandered off and encountered vampires. Not just one, but THREE (possibly four) vampires!
He had encountered three weird looking people in a park, two wearing… extremely outdated outfits and the third guy trying to explain Pokémon go to the pair. He didn’t think much of it at first until he felt something odd about them. There was a weird… presence about them.
Then some LADY leapt out behind him and bit him! She didn’t hang on long, letting go and yelling about burning and a weird taste, so he punched her in the gut and ran! Inspecting the bite marks later in the mirror, his only conclusion was VAMPIRE. They had to be! The weird outfits, the bite, the presence, it all pointed towards vampires!
There was no point in arguing with his parents about this… especially based on his experience on their Christmas feud…
But the fact that Jazz was also giving him a ‘look’, he was starting to become frustrated.
There were vampires in Staten Island… and he was going to prove it.
