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Vintage Transformers G1 “Autobot Commander, Decepticon Plane and Secret Commander” print ad for K-Mart from 1984.
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They Walk Among Us
…..I was at the checkout of a K-Mart, the clerk rang up $46.64. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me $46.64. I gave her the money back and told her she had made a mistake in my favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back, same scenario. I departed the store with $46.64.
…..I walked into a Starbucks with a buy one get one free coupon for a grande latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said, “buy one get one free.” “They’re already buy one get one free,” she said. “So I guess they’re both free.” She handed me the free lattes and I walked out the door.
…..One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, “Look at that dead bird!” Someone looked up and said, “Where?”
…..I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from and individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. ” He reponded, Is this Eastern or Pacific time?“ Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Pacific.”
…..My sister has a life saving tool in her car designed to cut through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in her trunk.
….My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
….I didn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. “Now” she asked me, “Has your plane arrived yet?”
….While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 or 6 pieces. He thought about if for some time and responded. “Just cut into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.”
……YEP, AND THEY WALK AMONG US, AND THEY REPRODUCE (NOT ALONE)
AND WORST OF ALL……THEY VOTE.
