#kais grand rants
spidermannnnn
chan: we call that a traumatic event
chan, turning to hyunjin: not a “bruh moment”
chan, turning to seungmin: not a “major L“
chan, turning to han: and not an "ooof lmfao”
aight see you in 5 business days that’s all the interaction you’re getting from me
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one of them makes me subtly smile while thinking about them without even realizing, then I catch myself and curse myself out, and the other makes me physically retaliate, wind up, and get physically ready to fucking slap the shit outta him
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one of them makes me subtly smile while thinking about them without even realizing, then I catch myself and curse myself out, and the other makes me physically retaliate, wind up, and get physically ready to fucking slap the shit outta him
did he just flirt w me.
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dont stop following me ill always be sexy to u mfs
not me falling outta kpop like that
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