#kate watches esc
“If they sold Eminem in Lidl, this would be it”
- Finnish commentator on Germany
Imagine trying to explain this to someone who doesn’t live in Europe.
BEFORE THAT WOLF EATS MY GRANDMA GIVE THAT WOLF A BANANA
Some Eurovision memes y’all can cry over
Spain giving cunt giving attitude giving sex 10/10
gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield:
Norway realising that ‘grandma’ sort of rhymes with ‘banana’
Assigned Keith at birth by the norwegian entry
martin-oesterdahl-for-president:
today i am european and i intend to make it everyone’s problem
telling my kids this was macbeth
“You’re in for some treats along the way… you’re in for some other things too but there are treats.”
Oh Graham Norton, I love you
the met gala wishes it had what eurovision has
Rare footage of Dracula, trying to distract Jonathan from the fact that he is a vampire.
grandma banana yum yum
We’re actually at the top of the leaderboard.
Congratulations to Ukraine, who came first with 631 points, and was the only country to beat us.
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we don’t know what to do with ourselves
at least germany 0 points stays, something to rely on in these confusing times
BRITAIN DOES NOT HAVE 0 POINTS
mahmood drunk off his tits tonight at 3am
Me and the gang silently judging people not washing their hands in public restrooms
spiritually I am on that train from Chisinău to București, we all are. TOGETHER ❤️
moldova: *enters the stage*
everyone with ears:
“hey ho let’s go folklore and rock and roll” so true. that’s how eurovision should be
eurovision is a lot of fun because it’s largely a no thoughts head empty competition i immediately forget who i’ve just seen as soon as the next country comes on screen
