#kidnap whump

CW: Kidnapped, chloroform, gentle whumper

Whumper’s been hired to kidnap whumpee, but there’s one strict rule:

Not a single strand of hair is to be harmed, or hell hath mercy on their soul.

Fair enough. But whumper gets caught off guard when whumpee fights back with strength much higher than they anticipated. Their usual tactic is to just hammer the strong ones unconscious; but with that painfully off the table, they went with the ol’ fashion chloroform. 

Rather infective without constant exposure, they soak a cloth and tape it around their face, re-soaking it by tilting their head back and dumping a portion of the bottle every now and then.

It takes hours longer than it should have, the whole time whumper’s muttering under their breath; ‘I’m not getting paid enough for this…’

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Whumpee’s being hunted by a band of whumpers, but they don’t know who any of them are, or what they even look like. They’re paranoid to death and don’t trust a single soul. – Whumpee eventually gets caught in a chase, but a car screeches up and tells them to get in. Whumpees in such a fray they don’t hesitate and climb in the back seat. 

“Th-thank you.” Whumpee huffs out of breath, slumping their head back in exhaustion.

“Take a breath, It’s okay.” They coax, looking at them through the mirror.   “And you’re quite welcome, sweetheart.” Whumper smiles, their grin turning rather gleeful.  … a little toogleeful. 

“You are quite welcome.”

(oh nooo, there goes allll their trust for when an actual caretaker comes)