#klitz x female reader
Klitz Headcanons pt. 2 (The Girl Next Door)
- he enjoys forehead kisses
- hates the texture of peanut butter but loves the taste
- he is allergic to oreos
- can appreciate a blink 182 song every once in a while
- carrots reminded him too much as penises as a child and now he refuses to eat them
- klitz listens to evanescence when he gets upset
- he has a re occurring pimple on his left elbow
- klitz didn’t need glasses originally, he found his dad’s glasses and just started wearing them and his eyes eventually adjusted
- the longest he’s gone without showering is six weeks
- his favorite animal is a beaver
- when it gets really hot out klitz will shave his armpits
- he says its for comfort but eli teases him for it
- his favorite flavor of beef jerky is terryaki
- a few years after high school, klitz was an extra on criminal minds season 1
- he is afraid of the amish
- he has considered selling feet pics for extra cash before, but he is too anxious his mother would find out
- he has a lock of his baby hair hanging on a nail in his bedroom
- he still doesn’t understand how a tampon works
- his favorite socks are orange
- he is too afraid to turn left on streets
- he will turn as many rights as he needs to so he can avoid a left
- that results in him sometimes going in circles
- his cousin was a finalist on american idol and it gave him semi fame in his high school for about a week
- he has a piss drawer
- HATES WEEZER
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