#komaeda x hinata
Nagito: so, do you have an idea what your talent might be?
Hajime: idk making bad decisions?
Hajime: my boss thinks I want to kill you
Nagito: do you?
Hajime:…you’re my husband-
Hajime: *yawns while walking to the kitchen*
Nagito: good morning hajime, I made you breakfast!
Hajime: nagito, how’d you get into my house?
Nagito: same as last time DUH
Nagito: Well I know you don’t like sleeping alone.
Hajime: So you thought breaking into my house was a logical answer to that?
Nagito: *shrugs* well yeah, it usually is. I just got caught this time.
Hajime: this time?
Nagito: *starts climbing back out the window* see you later Hajime~
Hajime: *yelling out from the window* WHAT DO YOU MEAN THISTIME?
Hajime: It’s nice to feel wanted you know?
Nagito: Not by the cops.
Hajime:Can we please just have one fucking moment togeth-
Nagito: Hey Hajime, I’m hot-
Hajime: I fucking know Nagito, you don’t have to brag about it.
Nagito: *laughs at him* Can you turn on the AC?
Hajime:oh..
Komaeda: Are you gay?
Hinata: I’m not.
Narrator: He was gay