#kristkurt
Krist: Well I’m MARRIED to him.
Kurt: WE’RE FRIENDSHIP MARRIED!
Interviewer: That’s not even a thing.
Krist: *clutching a ring Kurt got him* YES IT IS!
1981-1994
Krist:So… Are we friends?
Kurt: I guess.
Krist: You sure?
Kurt:Sure.
Krist:Should we kiss?
Kurt, shrugging:Why Not?
Krist: Why are you staring at me cross-eyed?
Kurt: So I can see two of you.
Krist:…Oh…
[a few minutes later, Dave walks in]
Dave: Why are you guys staring at each other cross-eyed?
Kurt: ok, Krist, if I were the last man on earth would you date me?
Krist: if you were the last man, I wouldn’t exist
Kurt:
Kurt:fuck
