#laugh tag

elliotjonesss:

arabella-ardor:

innithotel:

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mishasminions:

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

• be in a shampoo commercial

• start a boy band:

• spot some choice booty:

• break into song:

• see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

• attend a metal show:

• listen to some sick jams:

• discover zombieism:

• sample some tasty snacks:

• watch someone get burned bad:

• find something you really like:

• find something you really, reallylike:

• find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

• and wonder if you left the stove on:

THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL

dankmemeuniversity:

christinawritesfiction:

bloodywriter:

christinawritesfiction:

Pitch me your WIP, NaNo project, or published work in the least coherent, most meme-filled way possible

local girl refuses to get married. being the stupid idiot she is, she follows a random girl into the woods. now she’s cursed and has to kill the pretty blond boy she’d rather kiss.

she should’ve just fucking stayed home

first of all this is my brand so absolutely would read

second of all, i feel like our fantasy worlds need to be better at putting out PSAs. thinking of going into the spooky woods? THINK AGAIN

so you want to kiss the person you know wants to kill you! here’s a list of why you’re a fucking idiot

elytrians:

person who’s noticed i’ve been acting weird lately: what’s gotten into you?

me, recently possessed: well, uh, funny you should ask actually!

ruby-overlock:

Me, trying to write description: The city had buildings. The buildings were tall. Compared to a person, they were definitely bigger.

pruane2:

c3po:

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

Gee, thanks mista! Oi Avent had a post to me own since and mum n pop died of influenza! I’ll be certain to cherish it as if it were me little brutha who died from influenza also

beehiveth:

when you find awful Discourse and show it to the squad

cordeliaflyte:

SHE fucked that old WOMAN #feminism

redactedmatopoeia:

mild horniness is i think the single engine powering any good thing in the world. think of all the classes you’ve shown up to due to mild horniness. the times you’ve put on a nice shirt. the times you actually bothered to understand some arcane concept. are you sure that mild horniness had nothing to do with it? if we could harness this into energy we would actually solve for the oil & gas crisis.

regicidal-defenestration:

seacollectsrivers:

seacollectsrivers:

our flag means death but that rat from Horrible Histories turns up every now and then with his true/false sign for the historical facts

[Image above is of Stede and Lucius talking on deck, with the caption “So… I pay my crew a salary”. In the bottom right corner, Rattus Rattus, a rat puppet, is holding up a sign saying “This is true”. End ID.]

[ID: Izzy, looking distressed, hiding behind a mast as he listens to Stede try and remove the sword he stabbed Ed with. The caption reads “Blackbeard: Keep going. Keep- Yeah.” In the botom right corner, Rattus Rattus holds a sign saying “SILLY”. End ID]

[ID: Stede and Ed on the beach, looking into each others’ eyes, captioned “What makes Ed happy is… you.” Rattus Rattus in the corner holds a sign with a rainbow flag on it. End ID]

kingofthegringos-deactivated202:

square-enix:

trial by combat is such a funny concept. if youre not guilty then beat my ass

If you’re truly righteous God would have blessed you with some hands

cephalotodd:

thor 1: 

basic, functional, ultimately forgettable. 4/10

avengers: 

more of the same. better hair but still obviously a wig. nice display of muscles. 5/10

poncho: 

GLORIOUS. radiant. brings out his eyes. 9/10

thor 2:

hair looks spectacular but still little change in the basic outfit formula. beard less garish yellow which is always a plus. 7/10

age of ultron: 

stray hairs framing his face?? the v neck?? the collar popping like his pussy?? absolute icon. 10/10 

this monstrosity: 

baggy? hideous? thor babe what the fuck are you doing. you look like a destitute trucker. 0/10.

thor 3: 

GOD the off the shoulder cape… buzz cut… tasteful pieces of contrasting armour… bisexual icon. 10/10.

bonus:

what can i even fucking say? the board shorts??? the washboard abs paired with the floaty whatever the fuck that shirt is?? the fact that he’s in bare feet??? i know i throw around the word “iconic” but. truly. bicon. 11/10.

sheras-strap:

watching just ashley’s reaction to this scene is so fun

ratkingdad: