#laurelsofhighever
Person: *walks down the street*
Person: *approaches a building that says ‘GROSS PORN’ on it*
Person: *grabs the handle to the door, it is locked*
Person: *knocks*
Person: *tells the greeter that they want in and agrees that they are willing to see the gross porn*
Person: *goes inside*
Person: *goes to the front desk, signs in their name*
Person: *verifies their e-mail and everything*
Person: *gets taken to the gross porn room*
Person: *gets told “Wait, you need to confirm that you’re willing to see the gross porn at the member access station on the other side of the building”*
Person: *goes to the other side of the building, confirms, etc*
Person: *comes back*
Person: *goes inside the room with the gross porn in it*
Person: *looks through the entire gallery since not all of it is gross*
Person: *finds a gross one*
Person: This is disgusting and the person who made it should be ashamed for making me see this.
Person: *takes the gross porn out of the building*
Person: LOOK AT THIS GROSS PORN I FOUND
Person: *shoves the gross porn into the faces of passersby*
Person:WHY CAN’T THE GROSS PORN PEOPLE KEEP THEIR GROSS PORN IN PLACES FOR GROSS PORN
Thank you so much for this contribution I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes
Does this have something to do with people who go on Pornhub then complain about nudity and porn even though they knew what was gonna happen?
The metaphor’s not too intense. Basically the first 5 are: a person on the internet going to any multitude of social media, image board, or forum sites that are known for adult content, trying to access and getting stopped by a warning. They accept the warning and sally forth.
Then the next few are account creation: they sign up for an account, verify their account and that the information is as correct as they want it to be. Then they go in to look at the images posted, but they don’t actually get to see any pornographic images yet because they have to go to their settings (other side of the building) and manually disable content filters and approve of adult content being shown to them. Then they’ll finally find the lewd stuff, see that most of it just solo pinups and maybe some dirty tangos until they eventually find something of some degree of disturbing to their sensibilities.
Doesn’t have to be PornHub. Some sites include more or less than these steps to actually get to the weird porn, but the point is, you have to go through far too much effort to actually get to the weird stuff and typically agree to seeing it multiple times in some form or another before you can actually see it. Some sites like PornHub or Rule34 or, to an extent, e621 skip a few because they’re primarily used for porn so just accessing it in the first place is forms of consent. But places like Twitter, (used to be) Tumblr, DeviantArt, FurAffinity, and even Newgrounds (surprisingly more and more relevant lately) require you to put in more legwork to find it.
