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I don’t read Daredevil comics anymore but you all should read @mattelektras Daredevil update here
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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
There is no way this is a porno
This is the best porno there has ever been.
The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person
I can help Dayenne Huipen with those oranges…
She can leave her hat on
‘Hi, I’m just travelling through but wondered if you had any work?’ she enquired of the young, fit orange grove owner.
'Absolutely. We always need extra hands picking oranges. It’s paid between five or ten dollars a basket.’
'Why the difference?’
'Ten dollars if you do it naked.’
'You’re not serious!’ She stared at him, admiring his cheek, and his physique.’
'Sun tan lotion and hat included.’
She looked him up and down. 'Fifteen dollars and you get to put on the lotion.’
'Hell yes.’
