#let’s get it
PISTOLWHIP | i. ykwim?
synopsis: peter parker is in love with his high school best friend, michelle jones, and you are in love with peter’s roommate, harry osborn. when mj and harry start dating, you and peter test your limits in a situation that “benefits” the both of you. how far will the two of you go to satisfy each others’ loneliness?
inspired by the anime kuzu no honkai.
genres:university au, friends to lovers, friends with benefits, fake dating, unrequited love
warnings: explicit content (18+), alcohol usage, bisexual antics
wc: 6.1k
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“Truth or dare.”
“Fuck off, Parker.”
“C’mon! Please? You’re lucky that Betty didn’t make us do spin the bottle.”
“Hey!”
“Bets, it’s totally okay to explore your sexuality even if the only means is to play spin the bottle,” you sneer towards the blonde, who pouts her bottom lip far enough for you to see the glitter in her lip gloss.
You live for these nights. Nights in Harry’s penthouse apartment in which all of you would get belligerently drunk, to the point of skinny-dipping in the rooftop pool with way too many White Claws in your system to even attempt your usual butterfly stroke.
Reader: I want you to fuck me
Peter: yes ma’am
Okay Boy Scout. Even when the stories change, pairings switch, plots develop, AUs are created, and whole characters are added or removed in fics, I don’t mind. As long as Peter Parker remains an adorable loser at his core with an affinity to behave
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