#library memes
Honestly… this is me. Getting all dolled up to go read a book.
I feel you, Francis Bacon.
This frontispiece is found in Of the advancement and proficience of learning or the partitions of sciences(1640).
What a way to find out your kids went on a whole-ass portal fantasy adventure at some point.
Me: what if you were the secret librarian?
Son: wouldn’t be a secret library. I have nothing to hide.
Daughter: so not a secret librarian. A goodlibrarian.
Me: you two are on a wavelength I can’t understand
But what if I want to be the secret librarian?
The kids are right Jazz
Daughter: don’t trust the secret librarian.
Son: any librarian who hoards a library to themselves is hiding something.
Daughter: /nods seriously/
Me: why are you two talking as if from experience should I be concerned
Me: what if there aren’t any gardeners or librarians.
Son: there’s always a librarian. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. And it’s a garden, there has to be someone taking care of it or it isn’t really a garden.
Me:
Me: this was supposed to be lighthearted
I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”