#life with john wick

John: Your future self is hating the decisions you’re making right now.

[Y/N]: Bold of you to assume my current self isn’t also hating the decisions I’m making right now.

[Y/N]: How do I deal with my enemies?

John:Kill them.

[Y/N]: That’s a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.

John:Kill them only a little?

[Y/N]: I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you.

John:*taking it out of his bag of guns* Babe, this is a ten page letter.

John: I don’t do relationships.

[Y/N]:*exists*

John:Shit.

[Y/N]:Don’t look at me like that.

John:Like what?

[Y/N]: Like I’m your everything.

John:I don’t know how else to look at you.

[Y/N]: John is even wearing his formal leather jacket.

John: It’s the one without any blood on it.

John: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

[Y/N]: I think you mean cards.

John:*pulling knives out of his sleeves* No, I do not

[Y/N]: Hold the fuck up.

John:*confused*???

[Y/N]: I’m the fuck up.

[Y/N]:Hold me.

John:*gets closer to them and gives them a hug*

John: I suppose I’ve never been a huge fan of romance.

Marcus:

John:What?

Marcus: Last week [Y/N] bought you a single rose and you started crying in front of everyone.

John:THAT DOESN’T COUNT!

Random guy: I’ve come to kill you.

[Y/N]: Hold on, let me ask John.

Random guy: It’s not a choi-

[Y/N]: He said no.

John:*appears behind [Y/N] ready to shoot him*

[Y/N]:*moving to give John a hug*

John:*flinches*

[Y/N]: Why would you move?

John: I thought you were gonna hit me.

[Y/N]: I was gonna hug you.

John: Why would you hug me?

[Y/N]: WHY WOULD I HIT YOU?