#light roast

Did you know Facebook has a thing you can activate called a “Legacy Contact”? It’s so if you die, Facebook can hand over control of your account to someone else. But for me, it’s kinda hard to decide who to pick because no one I love is that funny. They would just say something like, “Oh, how we miss our beloved Fredi.” Like, I want someone to poke fun at the fact I jumped in front of a moving train, not cry over it. Fuck. “Fredi always dreamed of being famous, and he definitely made an impact, however, it was only with the train that killed him.” Something like that.