god how much would it rule if mitch mcconnell had a massive heart attack or stroke and died live on CSPAN? i wouldn’t even mind all the huffpo stinkpieces about how celebrating his death makes you just as bad as republicans
in my rich imagination of this scenario, they would obviously cut the live feed as fast as possible, but not before we get to hear the sound of his head bonking off the podium on his way down
then hyperpop musicians would sample it
I still think about this. This could still happen.
