#linda martin
Chloe (flashes her badge): LAPD! DON’ MOVE! Lusffer! Geh m'cuffs!
Lucifer (suppresses a smile): Yes, dear.
Chloe: Hey! We’re ‘rrestin’ a “bad guy”. No canoodlin'… call me Detective!
Lucifer (leads her away from the coat rack by the bar): Yes, dear.
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Bonus
(From across the bar)
Linda: Maze! What are you doing?
Maze: Live streaming DrunkenStar.
Linda: okay… Lyrics that describe Lucifer and GO!
Amenadiel: Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
Dan: I feel irrational. So confrontational. To tell the truth I’m getting away with murder.
Maze: I must confess that I feel like a monster
Ella: I hurt myself today to see if I still feel…
Eve: No I don’t know why I go to extremes
Lucifer:…
Lucifer: am I a joke to you people?!
Chloe: Gotta swing on him just like a jungle gym…
Lucifer:nevermind.
