#lis roleplay

yoooo check it out, dug up this old photo of Maxaroni and me back from our pirate days..pretty sure my dad took it with his dirty old camera.

man, i still get a shiver down my spine looking at us all happy and innocent like this. at least i’m glad this hawt dog man obsessed nerd of a girl came back to me though, not gonna lie, pretty sure i was head over heels for her at the time already. 

just look at how badass she looks with her dumb little sword, tho mr. sharkie honestly steals the show and i’ll defo always be captain, no matter what.

I DEMAND MORE GROWN UP PIRATE ADVENTURES THIS INSTANT!!

Hey guys it’s Max, and unfortunately I’m bearing more freaky glitches in time rather than a cheerful selfie.

This was posted on my Instagram sometime yesterday I think? It’s so scary… That is us but we have never been to a desert… At least not together. So it’s us but it’s not US, us. My mind feels like it’s going to explode… Or it already has and my understanding of everything I know is gone.

They mention David (Chloe’s stepdad) and Chloe even said that the Max they met on the live stream (“Not me and almost definitely not the one in this picture”- Chloe) was crying about a storm… I think it’s the same one as the one this Max is talking about… But she looks happy… We both do. We? Or them… I don’t know anymore. It’s too weird calling Chloe and I “them”

The only conclusion (though it scares me shitless) is these glitches have to be us somehow… They are other versions of us somehow tapping into our Instagram account like something you would see in a Doctor Who episode. It kind of reminds me of the classic episode Blink where they are speaking from a transcript that hasn’t happened yet. It’s Crazy. I don’t think I’ll be able to look at that episode the same way ever again… And it’s one of my favourites. Wahh! (ι´Д｀)ﾉ

It sounds insane but it is unfortunately the most logical thing out of this completely non-logical situation that I can think of to explain this or more that Chloe can think of and I can just try to wrap my head around. Times like these I feel so lucky I have a girlfriend who is punk by day, and secretly nerd by night on the case with me who knows a lot more than you would expect about quantum physics. She is trying to explain multiverse to me and absolutely blowing my little logical brain with her theory’s but… So is reality? so i’m trying my best to grasp this new perception… Which is non perception ironically. :P Something that helps is trying to get my head around the idea that maybe if I didn’t have an idea of reality in the first place this wouldn’t be so impossible to believe.

Arcadia, u absolute shithole of a town, why do i always end up finding comfort in ur plainness? maybe it’s because u radiate everything i don’t and it makes for an interesting contrast. sometimes i have no fucking idea where “home” actually is…but my favorite hippie snapping pretty pictures and shyly gushing about our future together comes pretty close..

//picture taken and tattoo by: @evasuniverses

fuck, i’m getting mushy as shit again and IVE CHANGED MY MIND, IM NOT CAPITALISING MY Is MAX, IT LOOKS BORING.

Whaddup whaddup people!! 
Captain Bluebeard here reporting live from my dingy old pirate ship (aka my room lol) 
I’m pretty surprised to be the first one posting on here, considering Maximus loves all this blogging bullshit, I gotta admit tho, I’m pretty excited for this brand new project her and I have started, part of the reason being these weird “leaks” we’ve been experiencing all over our social media. 
Here’s to hoping nothing weird happens on here!
Follow us for some classic Max and Chloe shenanigans and honestly if any odd crap ends up popping up, I’m sure we’ll deal with that “storm” pretty fucking gracefully hahaha 

(SEE MAX, I’M CAPITALISING MY “I”S AND USING PROPER GRAMMAR, HAPPY??)

//picture taken by: @evasuniverses