#list of ways im going to die

One of these days I’m going to ride a horse at full speed across a giant field and I blame The Neverending Story for my desire. That scene where Atreyu rides Artax across what I assume to be the entire world is so epic that even now as an adult who’s allowed to rent hotel rooms and buy alcohol, I still have it on my bucket list.

But instead of being a little dumbass and parting my hair down the middle and always yelling instead of talking in a normal tone, I’ll opt for me and my horse to blow up in a fiery nuclear explosion of our hearts and bodies once we reach the end of the world (The Atlantic Ocean) instead of letting my horse die in a swamp while I go on and eat bon bons and start a crappy screamo band and enjoy life to the fullest.