#listen i don’t make the rules
It’s missing Andy hours again, so I’ve been revisting my dream Samberg movie pitches
In no particular order…
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Andy and Joanna star in a reboot of ‘Little Shop of Horrors’. This casting is meant to be and no one will ever convince me otherwise
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Chelsea and Andy reprise their roles as the iconic La Croix Twins. Jeff Goldblum co-stars as 'Daddy’
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Andy embraces his DILF status by starring in a cute romcom in which he plays Papa to a couple of kids who are almost as adorable as he is
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Andy stars as his own comedy hero, in a biopic of Mel Brooks. Joanna plays Anne Bancroft because… same energy
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My boy gets his 'Punch Drunk Love’ moment, in a Paul Thomas Anderson-directed vehicle that showcases his incredible skills as a dramatic actor and lands him all the awards that he should have won for 'Palm Springs’
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Andy brings back this look.
'For what movie?’ you ask…
I mean, honestly… does it matter??
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Andy and his former colleagues gift us with literally any project that reunites the greatest SNL cast of all time
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Andy works with Cristin again. I don’t have a plot in mind but, given the chance, I’d watch a full length movie based solely on his attempt to end their IG Live. The definition of poetic cinema
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PB&J: The Movie
We’re kind of getting this with 'Super High’ and it can’t come soon enough!
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A TLI movie based on Andy, Kiv and Jorm’s experiences of growing up together in Berkeley. They couldn’t really play themselves (unless they did it PEN15-stylez) but it might be fun to see them portray their own Dads, or something equally dumb and meta. Either way, I just want these boys back on my screen… ideally in the gajillion dollar grossing movie that they so richly deserve!
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