#literally me tho

centipeetle:

jawbone-the-tenth:

Hey, if we’re mutuals don’t forget that:

• You can ask for my Skype
• You can ask for my Steam
• You can ask for my Discord
  

•  You can kill me in one hit
  

godshideouscreation:

You’re in his DMs, he’s doing blood sacrifice to summon me. We’re not the same.

elytrians:

elytrians:

elytrians:

i think it’d be really funny if the headless horseman was just a ghost who left his head at home one day and when everyone started making up stories about the terrifying decapitated rider they encountered on the road he was too embarrassed to say he actually forgot to put his head on that morning and just decided to roll with it

aotckenobi:

if a demon from the upside down’s about to kill me and you need to find out what my favorite song is, please just tell my mother i love her. i can’t choose my favorite song for the life of me.