Nope. I’m dead ass serious and no, this isn’t one of those quizzes either. This is actually something a bit deeper, something to make you kinda low key look within and actually think about it.
Everyone knows Raphael is my baby, literally my sweetheart. The fucker gets away with murder with just one smirk. Hell I PLAY him. I literally AM HIM. Now, with all that said would I actually be able to have a relationship with Raph? Like an exclusive romantic one? If they were real?!??? HELL. NO.
I said what I said. Hear me out though, Raphael and I are just too much alike. We’d argue constantly. I couldn’t put up with his mood swings and he’s not gonna put up with my attitude. The both of us would do or say shit to really hurt each other’s feelings I just… no. Fucking no. Now as a drinking buddy, Raph is my guy. He’s also my guy I go to when I’m having guy trouble because he will break necks and ask names later. Seriously though, he’d be my best bud but it just wouldn’t work.
Yes I’d still smash
Then we have Donnie and don’t get me wrong my first bay crush was Donnie BUTTTTTTT it was strictly a visual thing. I mean my god the man is freaking gorgeous. Like fucking model gorgeous! Ah hum as I was saying Donnie was just a guy I thought was pretty. His intelligence doesn’t impress me and it bores me. That’s just me being honest. Plus he’s way to smart for me. I couldn’t hold a convo if I tried.
Yes I’d still smash
Mikey’s exuberance and enthusiasm would low key put me on edge. Being as I’m highly anxious I would have to visit with Mikey in small doses. That still wouldn’t stop me from enjoying his cuteness, just not an overload. Although Mikey would be the best bud to toke up with if he partakes.
Yes I’d still smash
Finally there’s Leonardo. The handsome leader in blue has caught my fancy a lot of late for good reason. He could calm these wild storms within me. Not just calm them but help me through them. It’s funny, when you sit back and look at who a person really is, you finally see the why’s and the how’s of their world. When I first saw TMNT 2016 I hated Leonardo. Now? Well, let’s just say I know there’s more to the leader than meets the eye. I was foolish to judge him so hastily. I never thought in a million years that Leonardo would be setting the bar for any human man to dare try to jump. So yeah Leo was kinda the underdog that made a huge comeback.
Still in all reality I would be with a Leo. And that used to be something I loathed admitting to. Peculiar how that works out.
So, peeps, who would you really be with, wouldn’t be with and why. Be honest. I’m curious to see what everyone’s answers will be!
Alrighty, truth time! Thank you for posing this question because it was interesting to explore.
Donnie and I are too similar. Intellectual. Analytical. Obsessive when it comes to interests. We would have lots to talk about and be very comfortable in each other’s company, but we would be too critical of each other as a couple. He is best friend material.
Michelangelo would also be perfect friend material. His extreme extroversion and thrill seeking would stress me out as an s/o, but would be so fun as a buddy!
Moment of truth.
Leonardo and I have a lot in common: oldest child syndrome, very independent, naturally responsible. We have a similar calm temperament in that nothing seems to phase us, and we feel most secure when calling the shots. We would almost certainly never fight. But in a partner…?
I would choose Raphael ❤️
He balances me. He’s the street-smart to my book-smart. Impulsive to my strategic. Fire-sign to my water-sign. With him I could live a life where I don’t have to plan out every single move. Act on a whim and live in the moment. Be pushed out of my comfort zones emotionally, but with complete trust. And the make-up sex after arguments, LOL
Raphael - big boy is a lot of attitude. A lot of emotion. Also, sweet as can be and soft. For me, he’d be the big brother/best friend type. Lots of friendly insults back and forth. Good workout partner. But would definitely Push. My. Buttons. Sit down, Red. Love ya, but you’re not the one for me.
Smashability rating: zero.
Michelangelo - ooo I love this boy. So. Much. Fun. But waay too much energy for me. I have a five-year-old and I can’t imagine more energy than that on a daily basis. Lots of fun for game nights and parties. He’s the one everyone is hoping shows up. He IS the party. Bet he’s one of those that talks through the whole movie, though . On the other hand, this boy be an empath. He would be able to pick up on everything and cater hand and foot. Also, a nope for me. He’s like little brother material. Take your orange crush back to the couch, Mike. Love ya, but you’re way too sweet for my palate.
Smashability rating: zilch.
Sigh. Confession time.
Donnie vs. Leo
Well shit.
Donatello -
Smart. Sexy. Funny. Smart. Witty. Sweet. Likes to learn. Smart. Did I mention he was smart? Yea. Intelligence is a necessity for me. I find I have a lot of similarities and likes as the genius. My wise-ass, smart-mouthed, terrible punning, Dad joking, witty attitude and personality would only be matched and appreciated by this dude right here. It would be hell for anyone within direct earshot. The chemistry would be explosive, and the flirting would be out of control. Donnie boy, Leo has his competition cut out for him
Smashability rating: I refuse to incriminate myself.
Leonardo -
This man is perfection. Practical. Patient. Strategic. Intelligent. Calm and collected.
Look. I have horrible anxiety. I’m very much an introvert. And I have depression. So my over-analyzing, panic-ridden ass needs someone to counteract that bucket of fun. On the other hand, I need someone that can match me. I may spew niceties, but I’m intimidating AF. I’m a safety inspector, and if you’ve ever had the *pleasure* of being in the presence of an OSHA inspector when your company is being cited, you’ll know exactly what I mean . He’s the only one that would *challenge* me without backing down and put me in my place without causing a meltdown. I would marry this man. (I am married to this man - if you know, you know )
I’d love to hear what y'all have to say no pressure though
Thankyou for tagging me in this post! @thelaundrybitch This is such an interesting take and I am so excited to answerrrr
Michelangelo
I absolutely adore this ball of light!! Absolute angel, this man would light up your darkest of days! If I , personally dated mikey , I would definitely bring down his vibe, I’m an anxiety ridden , super serious , low-key kinda gal. I would be having some mental work crisis and he would tell me to “ chill out.” As much as I love him, the constant positivity and energy would drain me as an SO . This boy is the life of the party an I think he would need someone that matches his energy , definitely good buddy material tho
Donatello
I feel like if I met Donnie I would look at him completely as best friend material , I wouldn’t even indulge the idea of seeing him as more of that! He is such a sympathetic , intelligent bright individual , I don’t know why I wouldn’t look at him further, perhaps he’s too logical for me? I would definitely be ranting my problems and he would give me actual solutions instead of just letting me rant He is beautiful though, complete eye candy if we ever did get into a relationship I’m guessing it would last 1-2 years
Leonardo
Leo, Leo, Leo, okay okay I could potentially see myself in a relationship with Leo, buuuuuut I don’t know, I feel like we would fight, ALOT. And I mean like a lot , a lot. Leo , is defiantly a control freak and none of you can tell me any different he would one hundred percent micro manage a lot , which wouldn’t sit right with me, I’m super independent and like to do things MY way. Example, he wouldn’t like me walking ANYWHERE , ALONE. The convince store down the street, no chance. I know it’s from a place of protection but trust that I’m a big gal and can do it myself. He would constantly have this need to protect which would be ( hot) but a little suffocating for me. Aside from that I would get on well with him, his calmness would definitely balance out my anxiety and overthinking. I absolutely adore Leo tho, so sweet but intimidating!
Raphael
My main mf squeeze, okay so Raph is the man, that’s it. It would 100% be Raph that I would date. He’s a complete hot head but a real softie, definitely a passionate man. Despite the fact he looks like he could kill you , I feel like Raph would be the chilliest in a relationship, that despite his insecurities he would 100% trust his SO, like Leo he would want to protect BUT in a way that he’s different from Leo I feel like he would understand that yes I’m a bad bitch and can handle myself but he’s there if I need help! He would let me figure out things on my own but will always be there for me, as I would be him! I just feel like I balance so well with him!he’s having one of his melt downs, I’m chill I’m here. I’m having an anxiety filled spiral , he’s there. Raphael would one hundred percent push me out of my comfort zone completely, I’m a creature of habit but this man would teach me how to live life on the edge, be more bold with my decisions, to take no shit from anybody! A love that completely and utterly consumes me.My husband aighttt
Oh my GOODNESS you guys I AM LOVING ALL THE COMMENTS!! Do you know who’s awesome? You. Every single one of you. Reading yalls takes on the boys has certainly made my morning and I hope there’s more that will add as well. It’s always so much fun and so refreshing to hear what others have to say about an idea about the boys! I may start doing more story type questions like this one. This has made my heart race this morning! Thank you lovely ladies!!! @drowninghell@leosgirl82@thelaundrybitch@post-apocalyptic-daydreamand@tmntspidergirl and anyone else who’d love to join in!!!
I’ll tag some peeps since I’m a and forgot to initially
If we’re talking for real real dating, loving, being able to confide in it would be Donnie. I’ve said this many times before and it’s still true, Donnie is my husband. A tall, lanky, loving genius. He surprises me every day and I fall more in love with him each day. He’s kind, generous and just so yummy .
Leonardo is my favorite. I have loved that damn turtle for YEARS! But, in a relationship? Absolutely not. We would kill each other. You think Leo and Raph have a rivalry?? You haven’t seen anything yet! We would push each other’s buttons constantly. Screaming matches that would wake up all of NYC! But the make up sex…. I mean…. We could tear fucking bedrooms APART.
Raphael… My sweet Papa Bear. We could work. We would fight but, I think we’re both so emotionally damaged and hyper focused that we’d apologize to the other almost immediately. And the sex in general…. Oooooooo boy.
Mikey my sweet bean! Mikey and I would literally be THE BEST OF FRIENDS. He would be my ride or die for sure. Could I be in a relationship with him?? Fuck no!! I don’t take things very seriously and I definitely don’t give a fuck what people think of me but, do I sometimes need to be serious? Do I sometimes need a chill moment and some space? Yes. Do I think Mikey is a stage five clinger? Yes. I would not be able to handle that. But, again… The sex??? Oh, oh, oh! Mind blowing.
Funny thing this showed up on my feed cause I’ve literally had this conversation with @ray-jaykub
Tbh Me and Leo would totally not work. The man would just not be able to put up with me and I would not be able to put up with him. He’s a sweet guy I’m sure, like maybe I’ll have one date with him lmao but nah, that’s about it.
Smash? Yeah tho he’s a hunk.
Raph and I have the same short temper, so I feel we would fight every day lmao. But he can be a total baby and I’m all for big baby men who are gentle. I can see us going solid for six months at best.
Smash? I would be a fool not to look at him.
My baby, my love, my boy, my everything. Donnie and I would work and I’m not saying that because I’m biased about him but literally all my relationship have been with smart/science majors. What can I say? I like nerds. They guy is probably gonna mansplain every now and then but I’ll check him on the spot. He might re-organize my shit (and we will fight and he’ll sleep on the couch that night) but I know he’s got his quirks just like me. He’s also an acts or service guy and I’m a time spent with you type of of person. So I’ll happily chill with him and ask him to maybe drill a hole on the wall so I can hang up some pictures. I’m marrying him point blank, he’s 6”8 he’s already won.
Smash? Until the end of times.
And now to my second boy, my fun lad, Mikey and I would work ngl. I like himbos, my current partner is a himbo herself. He’s all physical touch which I’m currently getting used to thanks to the person I’m dating (I’m poly). It’s not that I don’t like it but I’m not used to it. I feel like I’d have to check him a lot, like point him in the direction so to speak but I feel Mikey takes those things into consideration. He’s fun, he’s funny, he’s a skater (I always wanted to date a skater lmao) the man will cook for me I know it. I can see use going for a couple of years who knows.
