#lmaooo i love these godry
So@shebsart do you ever wonder what kind of bloggers the Greyjoy would be?
Euron: owns half of the porn bots on Tumblr. Follows Victarion from every one of them, just because.
Victarion: doesn’t know this and follows back.
Asha: has multiple anonymous accounts so she can sneak incognito on people.
Balon: follows all the conspiracies theorists.
Theon: blogs about jewelry (blocked his father).
Aeron: deactivated drunkonoctopusrhum.blog. Currently on howtodrinkseawaterwithoutdying.blog. Has a lot of followers. His followers from the previous blog all wonder where the hell he went.
Theon: blogs about horticulture (blocked howtodrinkseawaterwithoutdying.blog).
Asha: buy me a beer fund.
Balon: hashtag #brexitbalon, #maketheoldwaygreatagain
Aeron: “how a whale swallowed me and retched me up on Tumblr shores”
Euron: mod on Finger Bank DiscordTM
Victarion: blogs about his sea travel & expedition agency. Nobody follows him.
Victarion: buy me a hand fund.
Euron: blogs about his sea travel & expedition agency. Everyone follows him.
Victarion: buy me a hand fund is empty because nobody follows him.
Theon: old archives full of cute DogLife reblogs. Newer ones don’t have any. Reasons unsure.
Asha: post videos of herself juggling with axes.
Asha: write educative posts on her main blog. Latest ones include “Moon Tea or the Pill? Which contraceptive to choose”, “How to get out of the woods”, “Legal advice on getting a divorce in Pyke” and “The do’s and don’ts of bridge safety” (tagged @brexitbalon)
Balon: buy me a brain fund.
Aeron: is gathering proof that the maesters knew all along about the healing properties of seaweed and hid it to keep their monopoly on the medical field.
Euron: banned from Tumblr for 3 years after severely violating their guidelines.
