now this one is long fucking overdue, so let’s get this fucking train goin aight
disclaimer: i may use pronouns that aren’t said character’s “canon” pronouns so like. don’t be surprised and/or offended mmkay
nepeta: Stand user. his Stand looks quite like celty from durarara. yknow, the cat helmet biker lady. its name is [REDACTED] (possibly Freaky Friday). its ability is to swap people’s souls around. not sure why he’d join the crew…… maybe for a chance at getting closer to karkat? maybe works as some sort of forest ranger or gamekeeper
kanaya: Hamon user. no Stand. maybe she gets to be a vampire later on (who may or may not also use Hamon, like the girlboss she is) who knows. follows the team because she’s kind of interested in what Doc Scratch is and also to keep karkat safe (possibly one of the only people who know karkat’s secret). ofc works as a seamstress, with a side gig in landscaping
terezi: possibly a Stand user? their Stand, if present, allows the user to peek into other’s minds while forfeiting their actual eyesight; you can tell they’re using the ability when their eyes (including the sclera) turn red. one of the people to whom Lord English’s arrival was foretold, and follows the group because they think Doc Scratch is fishy. working is some law firm, duh
vriska: former Stand user– the Stand was located in his left eye, which has been unusable since it was burnt off in an incident with a Red Stone. the stand allowed the user to control the minds of up to eight people at a time. when it was still present the stand literally just looked like vriska’s normal eight-pupiled eye lmao. joins the team because he’s their lead to the Red Stone of Aja, and also because Doc Scratch promised to heal his left eye (and subsequently regain his Stand). notorious criminal, known far and wide for his high profile solo heists; has been laying low for a while now due to his lack of a Stand
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ANYWAYS heres the (not so) long awaited Watch_Stuck 1 lineup!!!!!
p.s. signless’ little rebellion group is literally called Signless’ Posse btw, so if i mention a posse anywhere im referring to that
signless: the leader and public face of the posse. by the end the posse’s bunker got ambushed and he was killed
handmaid: anonymous tipper to the posse. knows where they’re hiding through her well-connected adoptive father Doc Scratch. has a grudge on blume because it made her life as a single teen mother hell. by the end becomes a politician against blume and flees the state (with toddler aradia) when condy becomes antsy
summoner: leader of a biker gang. was the one the posse had to go through to first contact psii. later on was in cahoots with mindfang. by the end he was still a biker gang leader, but in memory of the fallen posse he goes out and convinces all the coder kidz who are against blume to band together and digitally take the fight to them, thus forming the first ever DedSec
Psiioniic: the posse’s code wrangler and expert in all things digital. was one of the programmers working on blume, now hates the thing and wishes he never did. the posse found him in hiding with/behind the summoner, and he agreed to help them. by the end he, uh, Goes Ballistic, and becomes a travelling cyberarsonist (???) of sorts, going state to state and absolutely fucking blume up in each of them
disciple: the posse’s field agent, and signless’ wife!!! she goes out and plants all the physical hardware psii needs to jack into the system, or steal important documents. she also maintains the posse’s blog. by the end she was spared by Darkleer because she was pregnant, and fled the state to find redglare
dolorosa: the posse’s graphic designer (and resident milf). had a thing going on with mindfang. by the end dualscar killed her
redglare: the posse’s legal counsel. also Psii’s Wife. by the end, she fled the state on psii’s behest with their three children, toddler terezi and the baby captor twins
mindfang: Police Chief. was in cahoots with dualscar before he killed dolorosa, which caused her to switch sides and be in cahoots with summoner. by the end she’s probably still alive and well
darkleer: was leader of the umeni-zulu squad that broke into the bunker. spared disciple and got fired because of that
ghb: leader of the biggest gang around. was hired by condy to take care of signless’ posse. by the end he was…… still alive
dualscar: mafia boss. was also hired by condy to take care of signless’ posse. by the end he uh. died as a meat shield for psii
condesce: CEO of blume corps, the big bitch herself. by the end she is still alive and well and carries on into Watch_Stuck 2 as its villain
