A Local Museum for Local People (called David)

Our location is a Very Rural tourist information centre, with two visitors, two volunteers and a boarder collie. 

Me: We did try to visit the local museum, but it was closed.

Tourist information lady: That is strange. It’s after Easter and before October, and it’s a Tuesday, and it’s not gone half one yet. It should be open, David is very keen.

Her friend: Unless The Other David was due on today?

TIL: I’ll phone David for you and ask him to pop down and open the museum. 

Me: Stammers about that not being necessary, really, even as she’s making the call. 

*quiet fear that this is about to go full League of Extraordinary Gentlemen*

TIL: He’s not picking up.

Me: THANKS BUT DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, WE’LL CHECK OUT THE OLD CINEMA INSTEAD!

*visitors politely flee*