#lol anon

1. He has centipedes.

2. He’s married.

3. He’s probably a fossil compared to you.

4. He likes breaking rubiks cube  when he can actually solve it in a milisecond-  HE WILL SCREW YOU DO YOU NOT GET IT?!

5. The only time he is free is –Wait, nevermind I said that.

6. Aries? Do I need an explanation????

7. If I can’t call him daddy, you don’t either.

8. He has an attractive son. 

-Sincerely, Gakushuu.

Gakushuu: Whoa, I actually wrote this…

Gakushuu: *actually faxes them*