#longpig
Beautiful
A lot of chefs are jealous of the quality of the willing longpigs that volunteer. Whether they’re lean, fatty, or Hansels like this one who gain weight to reach their true potential as pork, I get some of the best meat volunteering.
Sure, sometimes you see a guy on the street and get a craving, but when it comes to the willing pigs? I’m the chef a lot dream of.
How do I do it? The answer, of course, is I know exactly how to treat my stock. I know exactly how each pig wants to be treated, and I follow through.
Cooking is a non-issue: most pigs want to be cooked alive, and if one does want to be butchered, I can do that, too - it’s always helpful to have a supply of butchered pork in the freezer. If a pig comes willingly they’re entitled to a certain level of input into their eventual fate. Of course, if a pig wants to be butchered and I can tell they deserve a roast, or a barbeque, I’ll usually ignore that request, but once I’ve explained to them just how delicious they’ll be, they’re usually happy to comply.
Some pigs dream of being caged and forcefed, others want to go about their lives as they fatten up. This hog here wanted to be spoiled, then stewed. So I spoiled him. Vacations abroad, getting fattened up on longpig, video games, shopping sprees. Then, he wanted to be stewed up on his 23rd.
This photo was taken on day three of his fast, while I was out buying the last ingredients needed for the feast. He was so concerned with being as delicious as he’d always dreamed that I didn’t even need to worry about him sneaking a snack.
When I got home I prepped him, and this pig was more than eager. between shoving stuffing up his ass and shovelling it down his throat this hog was totally full. then, I just needed to shove an apple between his teeth and put him into the stewpot with plenty of vegetable, herbs, and spices. I didn’t even need to tie this hog up, the thought of trying to escape didn’t even cross his mind. I’d given him the perfect experience and he was only too happy to stew up for me, and I was only too happy to finally put this pig where he belonged - in my gut.
Chefs, if you treat your pigs exactly how they deserve and want, you’ll get plenty more porkboys volunteering. Believe me, it’s worth it.