#look ive never used 1337 speak so that bit was hard to read
LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK
why do i even try
I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR
my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!
Wait, no, 1337 would’ve been Middle English, wouldn’t it?
So that means…
Wh4n th4t 4pr1ll w1th h1s sh0ur3z s00t3
T3h dr0ght 0f M4rch h4th p3rc3d to t3h r00t
& b4th3d 3v3ry v3yne 1n sw1ch l1c0ur
0f wh1ch v3rtu 3ng3ndr3d 1s t3h fl0ur;
Wh4n Z3ph1rus 33k w1th h1s l337 br33th
1nsp1r3d h4th 1n 3v3ry h0lt & h33th
T3h t3ndr3 cr0pp3z, & t3h y0ng3 s0nn3
H4th 1n t3h R4m h1s h4lf c0urs yr0nn3,
& sm4l3 f0w3l3z m4k3n m3l0dy3,
Th4t sl3p3n 4l t3h nyght w1th 0p3n y3
(S0 pr1k3th h3m N4tur3 1n h1r c0r4g3z),
Th4nn3 l0ng3n f0lk t0 g00n 0n p1lgr1m4g3z,
& p4lmXX0rz f0r t0 s3k3n str4ung3 str0nd3z,
T0 f3rn3 h4lw3z, k0wth3 1n s0ndry l0nd3z;
& sp3c14lly fr0m 3v3ry sh1r3z 3nd3
0f 3ng3l0nd t0 C4unt3rbury th3y w3nd3,
T3h I_Ib3r 3l337 m4rt1r f0r t0 s3k3,
Th4t h3m h4th h0lp3n wh4n th4t th3y w3r3 pwn3d.
