masterbrain:

Tumblr genie

Why hello there human. It seems you have stumbled upon the lamp of the Tumblr genie. rub that reblog button and tell me your 3 wishes. Some caveats though:

-no wishes that increase wishes. You only ever have 3 deal with it

-no resurrection of the dead

-multiple reblogs does not mean multiple wishes. 1 set per human.

Other than that wish for whatever you want. Have fun

I wish I got a billion dollars.

I wish every celebrity on earth was permabanned from twitter.

I wish every google server, hardrive, and piece of hardware caught on fire, melted, and google went bankrupt and shut down.