#lord woosly was a what
dragon age inquisition playthrough but its just me doing all the weird and creepy side quests that contribute absolutely nothing to the plot but just make you go,, “huh,,” highlights include:
- the haunted chateau where that noble family locked up their little mage girl and tried to hide her magic and things turned out Much Worse than in Frozen
- escorting LORD WOOSLY,, a good and fluffy friend described as a “veRY SPECIAL ram,,”–demon. its actually a demon. you don’t know that unless you attack it but if you accidentally do, surprise!! demon,,
- JUDGING A BEAR FOR HIS CRIMES??
- Fun scavenger hunt where you find severed body parts that scream with the souls of the damned,,
- hopping on a rock until you upset an otherwordly being and its disgruntled, disembodied voice tells you its Great Secrets. Following its instructions, you then crawl behind a tiny cave and recieve a flower crown
- Raiding a mausoleum, but you have to put a story together correctly or else demons come out of the rocks
- Finding a love letter with a meeting place, then getting attacked by a spider that drops a wedding ring when you go to the location
- Finding the journal of a stalker who’s been tracking a woman for at least three days
- Turning a chainmail bikini into an astoundingly terrible amulet
- Sticking your hand in a pile of shit to get a schematic for a banana on a stick
