Summary: Remember that mission where you and Bucky had to pretend to be newlyweds and you needed fake documents to prove it? Seems there was a little mistake with the paperwork…
Word count:1.4k
Warnings: some swearing, a little awkwardness, mild injury (the reader kicks Bucky and mistreats a book ) light allusions to things of a sexual nature
A/N: I’ve been having such a hard time writing what I intended to write and then the other day I come across a few lines in a random wip doc and voila! it turned into this. Brains are weird things. I hope you enjoy this silliness ❤
“What?!”
Torres holds his hands up defensively.
“I know it sounds bad, but-”
“‘It sounds bad, but?’” you repeat his words back to him incredulously. “What kind of ‘but’ is somehow going to rectify this situation?”
Dropping his chin, he cringes as if expecting a blow as he replies carefully.
“Well, you’re only legally married, nottechnicallymarried?”
