#lourdes the romantic
237599 (338947): Lourdes’ Acquisition Papers
DATE OF ACQUISITION:03.22.20XX
LOCATION ASSIGNED: Facility 023
SUBJECT:338947
PREVIOUS ALIAS: Bayani, Jaslene
AGE:29
DATE OF BIRTH:08.06.20XX
HAIR:Black
EYES:Brown
HEIGHT:5’1"
WEIGHT:105lbs
SEXUALITY:Bisexual
DESIGNATION:Romantic
KNOWN SKILLS: Second chair violinist in local symphony; known to also sing, play piano, and flute.
KNOWN CONCERNS: Subject’s family should be monitored in aftermath of acquisition. Steps will be taken to ensure that any attempt to “go viral” with false missing persons claims does not succeed.
237599 (338947): Lourdes’ Acquisition Papers
DATE OF ACQUISITION:03.22.20XX
LOCATION ASSIGNED: Facility 023
SUBJECT:338947
PREVIOUS ALIAS: Bayani, Jaslene
AGE:29
DATE OF BIRTH:08.06.20XX
HAIR:Black
EYES:Brown
HEIGHT:5’1"
WEIGHT:105lbs
SEXUALITY:Bisexual
DESIGNATION:Romantic
KNOWN SKILLS: Second chair violinist in local symphony; known to also sing, play piano, and flute.
KNOWN CONCERNS: Subject’s family should be monitored in aftermath of acquisition. Steps will be taken to ensure that any attempt to “go viral” with false missing persons claims does not succeed.
KNOWN IMMEDIATE FAMILY: Bayani, Alon, father. Bayani, Reyna, stepmother. Bayani, Crisanto, Chesa, Vergel, and Efren, siblings.
OTHER KNOWN FAMILY: Lacanilao, Mauricio and Jejomar, uncles. Lacanilao, Danilo, Makisig, Ikso, Benjie, cousins.
METHOD OF ACQUISITION: Participant in loyalty retention exercises.
ASSIGNED HANDLER: William Beckendorf, Romantic high-security wing and Guard Dog division, primary. Nina Valens, Romantic division, secondary.
SIGNATURE PROVIDED VOLUNTARILY, SUBJECT NOT SEDATED FOR SIGNING. SUBJECT REPORTED EXHAUSTION, HUNGER, AND CONFUSION COMMON TO NEW ACQUISITIONS.
CONTRACT SIGNED: 04.01.20XX, 2:36 am. PRESENT AT TIME OF SIGNING: Niall Thomas, WRU Legal Counsel; Nina Valens, WRU Handler; Daria Federova, head of Facility 023 Acquisitions Coordination.
ESTIMATED COST FOR TRAINING: $150,000; ANTICIPATED PRICE POINT: $275,000 ADDED FEES: TBD AT TIME OF SELECTION BY PROSPECTIVE.
CURRENT LOCATION: Facility 023, Romantic division, room D-3686.
REQUESTED TRAINING: All standard positions; Romantic subset positions; flexibility training; yoga; dance classes; conversational training; beauty and makeup application; hair styling training; literacy removal.
COMMENTS:William Beckendorf: Acquisition achieved desired outcome wrt Handler Lacanilao. Acquisition was a shitshow in pretty much every other respect. Subject was quite the little spitfire. Nearly bit my finger off. Gonna enjoy working that out of them. Request to assign Lacanilao to my wing when I bring them through the dog gauntlet. That should make sure the lesson sinks in.
Nina Valens: They’re quite the looker. They’ll fetch top dollar once we break them of that biting habit. Little shit pitched a fit at the signing, snapped the pen and lunged at the lawyer. Suggest a tube feeding gag or muzzle with IV nutrition for at least a month. Suggest additional courses with the Drip also. I want them so fucking loopy they don’t know which way is up by the time we take it off.
