#love my anglican vampire

Cursed headcanon of the day:

I wonder how much of Carlisle’s body weight is undigested communion at any given time. Because I assume the dude does go to church at least every now and then and that he would a) certainly take communion and b) not want to throw it back up.

I suppose maybe not all that much because he probably is the most likely of the family to also have consumed human food recently to keep up appearances and so probably has to purge his stomach of that every now and then, but I bet in between those times at least some small percentage of his makeup is undigested body of Christ…