#lucilius

Beelzebub: Do you feel any better?

Y/n: I feel much better now that you here with me.

*Lucilius walks in*

Y/n: I feel half better.

Belial: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Lucilius: *blushing* I—

Beelzebub, butting into the conversation: Y/n is perfect, thanks for asking.

swoooonamis:

gbf shitposting doodles

Amé el “Es como si no llevará nada”, very accurate

Lucilius: If I were your husband I would put poison in your coffee.

Y/n: Lucilius, if I were your wife/husband/spouse I would drink it.

nightmarenoise:

How has nobody simped for these outfits yet btw

I love this way too much, come and give me that cake you beautiful loser

Lucilius: Time for plan G.

Beelzebub: Don’t you mean plan B?

Lucilius: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Belial: What about plan D?

Lucilius: Plan D was that desperate disguise.

Beelzebub: What about plan E?

Lucilius: I’m hoping not to use it. Y/n dies in plan E.

Y/n: I like plan E.